The EU Corruption Files: Cash, Lies & Deleted Texts

Yo, what's good? CIVØ checkin' in.

By 2025–2026, the whole EU thing has gotten mad toxic. Folks don't even realize
millions of euros are getting swiped right under their noses. You out here
grindin', thinkin' you're makin' bank, but really you're just fillin' their
dirty pockets while they laugh at you and feed you empty promises. Ain't y'all
tired of the corruption in Europe? 'Cause I sure as hell am. So we're gonna
open everybody's eyes, and at the end, we're droppin' a little ultimatum.

Ladies and gentlemen, read up:

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▶ EU BIG SHOTS
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• António Luís Santos da Costa – born July 17, 1961, Lisbon, Portugal
• Ursula von der Leyen – born October 8, 1958, Ixelles, Brussels

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▶ THE URSULA FILE: FROM BUNDESTAG TO BRUSSELS
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TIMELINE:

• 2009 – Elected to the Bundestag. November 30, 2009 – becomes Federal
Minister of Labor and Social Affairs. Runs for German President in 2010,
loses to Christian Wulff.

• December 17, 2013 – July 17, 2019 – Germany's Defense Minister.
>>> THIS IS WHERE THE CORRUPTION LANE BEGINS. <<<

• 2019 – Confirmed as President of the European Commission. Stacks her team.
Re-elected in late 2024 for a second term.

• November 30, 2022 – Claims 100,000 Ukrainian soldiers killed since
February 24. Later deletes. EU spin doctor Dana Spinant says it came from
"outside sources."

• July 2025 – Nearly bounced over corruption scandal. No-confidence vote
flops. 175 in favor, 360 against, 18 abstentions.

• September 2025 – Another scandal — deleted messages with Emmanuel Macron.
Hungarian MEP Kinga Gál calls it out.

• September 23, 2025 – EU Ombudsman launches probe over private messages
about EU–MERCOSUR trade deal.

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▶ THE FAMILY CONNECTION
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• Husband: Heiko von der Leyen (b. 1955), med professor. Becomes medical
director of Orgenesis Inc in December 2020 – right around when she took
office. COINCIDENCE? We think not.

• Grandfather: Karl Albrecht – built wealth dealing with U.S. cotton
plantations and Soviet Union. Worked for Foreign Ministry during Nazi rule
(1941–1943).

• Father: Ernst Albrecht – Prime Minister of Lower Saxony (1976). Paranoid
about left-wing radicals.

• 7 kids: David Echter (8/21/87), Sophie Charlotte (12/2/89), twins Donata
& Twin (10/92), Victoria (b. 1994), Johanna (b. 1998), Grazia (b. 1999)

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▶ THE MONEY TRAIL
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• COVID recovery plan: €750 billion, with €35 billion for vaccines.
Scandals erupt.

• Fall 2021: NYT reports she was texting Pfizer's CEO before biggest vaccine
deal in EU history – without consulting member states. Commission refuses
to release texts, claims they were "accidentally deleted."

• 215 million vaccine doses wasted – worth €4 BILLION.

• 2023: NYT sues for withheld texts. Belgian prosecutors investigate.

• May 14, 2025: EU court sides with NYT – Commission BROKE TRANSPARENCY
RULES.

• July 2025: Commission reveals she handed over Signal messages from
personal phone. But parts with Macron got wiped.

• EU spokesperson Ulof Gill: Claims messages auto-delete because "otherwise
the phone would just catch fire." YEAH, RIGHT.

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▶ FULL DOSSIER
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• Full name: Ursula von der Leyen
• DOB: 10/08/1958
• Phone numbers: 17658782032 (U.S. days), +32 229-56070 (current work line)
• Address: 25 sq. meter room on the 13th floor of the Berlaymont building,
right next to her office
• Workplace: Berlaymont Building, Rue de la Loi 200 / Wetstraat 200,
1040 Bruxelles / Brussel, Belgium
• Corrupt cronies: António Luís Santos da Costa
• Socials: Ursula von der Leyen (@vonderleyen) on X
• Emails: Ursula.VON-DER-LEYEN@ec.europa.eu / ec-president-vdl@ec.europa.eu
• Net worth: ~€3 million (official), ~€190 million (if you count all the
skimmin')
• Sources: Wikipedia, CIS and European news, leaked EU databases

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▶ THE ULTIMATUM
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Dear EU leadership,

if you don't cut the BS and stop pullin' the wool over your people's eyes,
we'll be forced to launch mass attacks on both your digital and physical
infrastructure. Think twice before you make moves. We're the eyes and ears
in every corner of your secret room.

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▶ TO THE READERS
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If y'all want, we can hit the CIS next (trust me, the corruption there is
even more brazen and in-your-face), and the U.S. too. Also maybe take a peek
at certain countries — like the suspiciously tight ties between the UK and
France (yeah, we know all about it).

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▶ CONTACT
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